Monday, February 18, 2008

Today's Sign That the Apocalypse is Upon Us

As if I wanted yet another reason to avoid Marlins games, the team has announced tryouts for their new dance team. Sadly, its not competition for our lovely Mermaids. At least I hope its not. Instead, the Marlins are introducing an entirely new kind of dance team. Specifically the kind that involves fat guys dancing around.

While I might get the occasional laugh out of seeing a fat guy make a fool of himself on the dance floor, or watching the fat guy touchdown dance, this is probably low on my list of desirable entertainment at a ball game. I'm having a debate with myself as to whether or not I prefer these guys or the Golden Oldies.

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