Sparano Hired

In other news, astronauts have made it to the Moon.

Tony Sparano finally got hired this morning after an extensive courtship that all but the those hiding under rocks knew would end in a contract offer. Sparano will make between 2 and 2.7 million a year as a first year head coach. Quite a tidy sum I'd say. Parcells must have the utmost confidence in Sparano's coaching abilities. We'll see.

Now the trifecta is complete. Miami has become Dallas part deux. Hopefully the combined efforts of Parcells, Jeff Ireland, and Sparano will help turn this franchise around. Everything starts in late April at the NFL Draft. Hope for the best, people.